Me: May I speak with John Smith?
Female on the phone: He was supposed to leave at 4:00 but let me check if he's still here.
:::places me on hold:::
Female: Nope. He's gone for the day.
Me: OK, may I leave a message?
Female: Hold on.
:::places me on hold again:::
Male pics up: How can I help you?
Me: I was holding so I can leave a message for John Smith
:::gives him all my contact info:::
Male: So...you want him to call you back?
:::crickets chirping:::
Me, in my head:
No. I want him to take the note and wipe his butt with it. Of COURSE I want him to call me back! Really? Are you really asking me this? Why do you think I'm leaving the message??
Honest to God. I simply CANNOT with people sometimes!
4 comments:
I love that you used my boy Antoine to illustrate your point. People are so dumb, forreal.
Btw now that I think about it doesn't he look like a Dr Seuss character?? :)
I'll be glad when November gets here, I think I'm going thru FBP withdrawal. Heehee.
Yeah, he's looking a little cartoon-ish in that photo. LOL! No one says it better than him, though!
I will be back in 11 days! And I'm sure there will be plenty of FBP foolery to catch up on.
oh em gee! I am too thru with you! This needs to be posted on FB in 11 days
LOL! Remind me.
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